Face Book Chat Disorder 

When people have chat issues on fb! It is catch able and takes time and rehabilitation to heal. See a doctor today to find out if YOU might have it. fbcd is a dangerous disorder! while chatting to friends be careful of it and report problems to [e-mail]

Face Book Chat Disorder might be YOU!

Face Book Chat Disorder by pssh*QUIET*pssh November 16, 2011

The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats 

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The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats of BLFC is a law which states that before one can engage in sexual acts with another person, he or she must approve the act with any person he or she has ever Facebook chatted.

Person A: Did you hear that Harry shagged Samantha?
Person B: Jane is mad because she Facebook chats Harry.
Person A: I guess he didn't follow The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats.

The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats by St. Juan Pablo December 15, 2011

facebookchat 

1. The instant messaging utility on www.facebook.com where friends can talk to one another without the boring tedium of wall posts and status updates.

Please note the this is one word and not two, or even three...

Foster was excited to waste time on facebookchat with Jessie until his shift was over. He would then never talk to her again, EVER. Don't cry.

facebookchat by I'm a Gummibear at heart. June 5, 2010

Facebookcation

The act of placing your facebook account in suspended status to focus on more important things in life or to just avoid the drama.

Lee needed a facebookcation after realizing he spent more time on facebook than studying thus causing him to fail an exam.

Facebookcation by L33_1 November 22, 2011