FJ Cross 

A martial arts technique in which one neutralizes their opponent, and then, having secured a dominant position and ensured that the opponent is thoroughly subdued, proceeds to massage the opponents genitals using their feet. A popular move amongst practitioners of Krav Maga as it is potentially lethal when used in a bare foot situation.

"I tried throwing a few punches, but she came at me with an FJ cross!"
"troll'd m8."

FJ Cross by Dirk Kensington September 8, 2013

FJ Cruiser (Fuckin' Joto Cruiser) 

A gay man's vehicle of choice. A vehicle specifically made for the gay community made by Toyota.

Look, there's another FJ Cruiser (Fuckin' Joto Cruiser) parked @ the gay bar!

FJ Cruiser (Fuckin' Joto Cruiser) by buell05 August 10, 2010

FJ cruiser 

The act of giving/receiving a foot job in an automobile. much like "road-head"

The Toyota FJ cruiser. a concept SUV of 2007.

kyle: hey man, sage gave me an FJ cruiser last night in my camarro.
g-nof: sweet bro.

FJ cruiser by gdaddyflex January 19, 2007

fj-45

Land Cruiser, Built by toyota. 45 denotes the Pickup or Troop carrier series of the popular fj-40, or "Jeep" style Land Cruiser. The fj-45 is hard to find and TUFF AS HELL!

Don't say "it's a Jeep" to a Land Cruiser owner, you will start a fight!

Holy shit that was an fj-45! Not a lameass Fj Cruiser.

fj-45 by rottishephard January 10, 2011

FJ Cruiser 

Faux Jeep (Jepe in French)

An ugly off-road vehicle made by Toyota.

Did you see that yellow FJ Cruiser?

You mean the yellow faux jepe.

FJ Cruiser by whoak August 5, 2010

FJ Cruiser 

"FJ CRUISER", better known by its real non-abbreviated name, the Fag Jeep Cruiser... Is a cheap Toyota Jeep knock off. It was specifically designed for those with less testicular fortitude than Jeep owners. It's best known to be seen driven by girly men who want it known that their anus is open for business. It is also commonly driven by Brazilians.

"I drive an FJ CRUISER and have a small penis"

"I drive an FJ CRUISER because I'm not man enough to drive a Jeep"

FJ Cruiser by Fugazi June 30, 2014

jfklsdjfa;fj 

a random mix of letters; a good thing to type if you want to look like you're doing something when you're really not; something you typed because you were really bored

-"What are you typing?"

-"On, nothing, just a bunch of jfklsdjfa;fj."

jfklsdjfa;fj by almostawesome October 12, 2011