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Fake Faded 

Having little to no alcohol consumption, yet partaking in the same actions a drunk would. One may fake being faded to get attention, hook up with drunk girls, to fit in, etc.
John got fake faded last night to hook up with Jenny, and she was trashed.

Susan had 1 shot and was acting blacked out. How fake faded!!
Fake Faded by Jódin October 22, 2013
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Faded than a hoe 

When a person is extremely and severely high of the zaza.
You're about to get Faded than a hoe my friend.
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When in the presence of another human being under the influence of cannabis, many things about their appearance, speech and characteristics may change. Their eyes may be droopy and red. Their spoken word will be repeatedly interrupted with fits of laughter or, and in some cases 'and', they will regularly remind you how hungry they are despite the vast quantities of Sour Patch Kids and Doritos they have consumed.

But when said human being reaches their highest point, the 'peak' of their high, often described as a '10', there lies one key indicator. One beacon that will truly enlighten onlookers as to how intoxicated they are...

The next time you are blessed with the pleasant presence of a altogether 'zooted' stoner, indulge in this undemanding task: simply ask said stoner, "out of 10, how high are you?"

There is one obvious response that one would obviously predict, "10". But this is incorrect. The answer that someone whole heartedly high as fuck would give is...

"faded"

There are two main reasons this is the only answer that can be given; when a person is so blazed that they fail the simple task of choosing a number out of 10 to match their current state of mind, that is when it is clear said person is on legitimately on a 10.
A second main reason is that "faded" is a word that can easily roll off of the tongue of a wide mouthed, slumped-in-sofa stoner.
One's self "Hello good chap, could i have a nanoscopic moment of your time to ask you a simple question?"

Stoner *nods head* (due to his brain melting out of his ears, this particular stoner found it a little too hard to speak)

One's self "out of 10, how high are you?"

Stoner *stares blankly into space while attempting to formulate an effective word that would describe the complete combustion of his brain cells in a effective manner while simultaneously being easy to say*

Stoner "faded"
faded by FUKANARK April 28, 2015

Hospital faded 

A person drinks so much that they get alcohol poisoning and end up having to go to the hospital.

One can substitute the name of one's local hospital for "hospital." ex. Sacred Heart faded
Tim: Did you hear John got hospital faded last night?!

Mark: Yeah they pumped his stomach and he shit out a brick!
Hospital faded by You don't see me December 30, 2009

faded into obscurity after being 

A group of five words. They are all from the Indo-European English language, which diffused primarily from the growth of the British Empire, international jobs with this language, and it being a common trade language. This phrase specifically means that, supposedly a noun, has vanished or disappeared into the state of being unknown both literally and figuratively.
person 1: yo, what does watermelon sugar mean?
person 2: i don't know. it faded into obscurity after being banned by BOFA
person 1: huh?
person 2: BOFA DEEZ FUCKING NUTS IN YOUR MOUF

faded than a hoe 

when somone is high as fuck out the zaza
to shawty u wanna be faded than a hoe?
faded than a hoe by OMEGALUL12 October 30, 2022

family night faded 

The perfect level of buzz. Drunk enough to have fun even at a family reunion but not drunk enough to tell a rando that you would love to paint them green and spank them like a bad avacado
Friend 1: I want to drink, but I have to drive tonight

Friend 2: just get family night faded, you'll be fine