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Dirty Egyptian 

To do the 'Dirty Egyptian' is for one person (the masturbator) to simultaneously masturbate (often quite energetically) two other people using one hand on each recipient. The recipients are positioned behind and in front of the masturbator so when the deed is being carried out the instagator looks like they are walking like an Egyptian (ref the 1986 Bangles hit "Walk Like An Egyptian").

The Dirty Egyptian can sometimes be witnessed on the London underground late at night when passing through some of the less salubrious places on the network. This more public version is, however, normally carried out through clothing and generaly starts off as a frottage.
Chardonnay was being frottaged by a couple of guys on the tube last night so she decided to be a good sport and helped them to a dirty Egyptian.
Dirty Egyptian by Orangenbaum March 8, 2013
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Egyptian Tomb Raider 

When, during seemingly straight porn, another gentleman appears from off screen and proceeds to fuck the male who is fucking the female
Dude I was watching this porn last night and they totally pulled an Egyptian tomb raider!
Egyptian Tomb Raider by ReachR April 15, 2015

Stiff Egyptian 

Legally engaging in intercourse with your deceased wife up to 12 hours after she has passed away.
Hasad bid his late wife farewell with a stiff egyptian.

Egyptian Brakepedal 

Your car horn. So called because in the middle east the horn is used much more often than the brakes when driving.
The guy at the green light wouldn't move his freakin car so we all started laying on the old Egyptian Brakepedal until he drove off.
Egyptian Brakepedal by The Machine October 16, 2008

egyptian bowtie

An Egyptian Bowtie is when you are all ready to execute Egyptian Goggles but get tired half way up and just drape your balls on your loving and supportive partners neck area. For this to be official, each testicle must rest perfectly on each side of the trachea.
Man, I was all about that Egyptian Goggles, but made an audible and went straight Egyptian Bowtie.
egyptian bowtie by Lazerwolf1980 August 10, 2019

Egyptian love mask

The act of draping ones balls over another persons eyes, while covering there nose with your penis.
Nothing says "I love you" or "I hate you" like giving someone an egyptian love mask.
Egyptian love mask by Chazle dazzle November 13, 2011

Egyptian Roof Rack 

A sexual manoeuvre whereby the woman positions herself in the form of an upward facing triangle - or pyramid - with her buttocks forming the apex. A man then arranges himself atop the pyramid, clamping his fingers around the woman's pelvis and allowing the gyratory movement caused by their lack of balance to achieve climax.

Difficulty Rating - 11/10
Phil - "Hey Brian what are you going to do now you've finished the Kama Sutra?"
Brian - "Well Phil... Have you ever tried the Egyptian Roof Rack? It's a new one..."