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dusted monkey

being so high that you can barely function and tweaking out.
I was just with him before. He's dusted monkey!
dusted monkey by ZachMUT January 17, 2017
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Aqua dusted 

The act of farting underwater and allowing the bubble to burst in someone's face.
Levi aqua dusted himself in the hot tub yesterday.
Aqua dusted by tadamsav April 28, 2021

brain duster 

A strike with the hand, usually the palm, against the back of someone's head. It is used to get the attention of the victim, especially for disciplinary purposes.
When properly executed, a brain duster causes no damage and little to no lasting pain, but does immediately capture the target's attention.
The boy was throwing a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store, so his mother gave him a brain duster and told him to behave.
brain duster by katboh October 12, 2005

cunt duster 

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.
'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'
cunt duster by Swift January 7, 2005

Surrogate crop duster 

When you fart on a victim and they unknowingly walk past others with the stinch of your bowels.
I farted on my 2 year old and he ran to his mother. And she cringed at the smell' thinking he shat him self. Hence the surrogate crop duster.
Surrogate crop duster by Plumbsavvy November 18, 2013

crop dusted 

unleashing an unbarable fart on an unsuspecting civilian
Kumar crop dusted on a kid at Blockbuster's that caused the kid to suffocate.
crop dusted by Arex Troy January 14, 2008