Disling
Having to disagree with.
Disling by MiddleEastBeast92 June 12, 2009
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dialing coach
a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.
Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!
Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!
Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.
dialing coach by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010
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Drilling Holes
Doing meaningless tasks in order to make yourself appear productive during the final portion of a task, often applied to school before the summer break. Taken from the film Superbad where the main character Evan drills holes during shop class to slack off in his last two weeks of high school.
Drilling Holes by moffia351 June 8, 2009
drilling for bile
When you are feeling let down with a girl giving you a rough/sub par BJ and you decide to take action and go deeper for a slicker feel-better satisification.
Remember that time Betty was wasted trying to go down on me in the alley? She was trying to deep throat me with a parched mouth again and I had to go drilling for bile.
drilling for bile by The Green Giant of Hermosa B August 22, 2011
Dilinglashlong
A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.
Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
Dilinglashlong by matBobross June 17, 2018
Drunk Dialing
To make a phone call while inebriated. These calls are usually made to former flings, ex-boyfriends or girlfriends, guys or girls that you want to hook up with, etc..and this almost always ends up to be embarassing for the drunk dialer. Good friends will discourage drunk dialing while drunk friends will usually encourage drunk dialing!
Peter: Connie has been drunk dialing me all night and wants me to come hook up with her, but she keeps talking about our future.
Peter's Friend: Isn't she the chick you just met?
Peter: Ya, I mean I'm going to go do her, but after that she's cut.
Peter's Friend: Isn't she the chick you just met?
Peter: Ya, I mean I'm going to go do her, but after that she's cut.
Drunk Dialing by Rejean November 24, 2006
Boob Dialing
When you forget to put your phone on lock before shoving it into your bra, your boobs will dial numbers every time you move them.
-My Phone Was Vibrating Throughout The Whole Math Class!
*Takes out phone from bra*
--Who Was Calling You?
-No One!I Was Boob Dialing The Whole Time!I Forgot To Lock It!
*Takes out phone from bra*
--Who Was Calling You?
-No One!I Was Boob Dialing The Whole Time!I Forgot To Lock It!
Boob Dialing by Giardino♥ October 16, 2009