Pube Diddler

One who diddles pubes. A euphemism for one who takes a long time to get ready.

"Let's crack the whip on this lazy pube diddler and tell him to get moving."
"Stop pube diddlin' in there! I gotta shit."
John began pube diddling when he realized he couldn't answer the teacher's question.

Pube Diddler by KnoLeDeKeySean Royale November 7, 2013

Diddlewhiff 

To fingerblast a girl and force someone to smell your fingers.

Anthony: I'm so pissed, I just diddlewhiffed Jason's fingers after he fingerfucked that random girl.
Kyle: Me too, it smelled like saltwater and cabbage.

Diddlewhiff by UCFPhi March 12, 2010

U Diddit Rong 

U Diddit Rong is a satire YouTube channel ran by Skye. Her name U Diddit Rong comes from when ex vegans quit veganism because they got sick and were told "you did it wrong" because veganism is a cult not a lifestyle.

Skye is very smart. Skye makes fun of stupid people like SJWs and makes funny memes about them. Her memes are smart.

U Diddit Rong fanbase is called Team Rong.

I am a member of Team Rong because I watch U Diddit Rong and Skye is very smart.

U Diddit Rong by MikeTheIncel July 7, 2021

Now wait just a diddly darn minute 

Euphemism for "wait a minute" or "hold the phone." Typically used when one is experiencing an epiphany or life-altering escapade.

"Now wait just a diddly darn minute," said Vanessa after hearing the news about Harambe's murder.

Now wait just a diddly darn minute by K8theGr8est March 16, 2017

yiddle diddle

Jews

"He is a bank manager? Must be a yiddle diddle

yiddle diddle by EthernetCables January 6, 2018

Diddle my fiddle 

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

Diddle my fiddle by iNfONATION January 28, 2014

diddle-goose 

A goose which is held in captivity (usually chained in a basement/dungeon) and often fondled by its captors in a sexual fashion. Some diddle-goose enthusiasts will order their diddle-geese to perform house chores in lingerie (often silken pantaloons).

1. Diddle-goose! Get your diddled little rump over here so I can diddle you.

2. Diddle-goose! Fetch me my boots! (ohhhh yea, work them pantaloons babeh!)

diddle-goose by benzene pie December 11, 2010