dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

dicksicle and frozen ball surprise by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

chocolate dicksicle 

When your dick is covered in shit after anal sex.

I pulled out of Cheryl's chocolate highway and had shit all over my dick, so I made that bitch lick my chocolate dicksicle.

chocolate dicksicle by whatisdelicious May 14, 2011

Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe 

A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.

George: "Man, I'm hungry."

Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"

George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"

Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."

George: "......"

Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe by That kid from the zuu April 24, 2011

dickpilled 

Accepting as a straight man that human penises are a beautiful part of creation, even though you aren't sexually attracted to them.

Sam: "Penises are disgusting!"
Stephen: "Genesis 1:31- And God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good."

Jonah: "Bro get dickpilled."

dickpilled by officialmoomimsfanaccount April 13, 2021

Dicksleeves 

What they should call the song "Greensleeves" cause that song sucks

I hate that song played on a pan flute in the gift stores . Fuckin’ Dicksleeves.

Dicksleeves by Rmwz March 7, 2018

dicklicker

one who licks or sucks dick.

that motherfucker, he's a a total dicklicker.

dicklicker by gayson May 15, 2006

Rice Dicksie Treat 

Rice Krispie Treat in the shape of a penis. Similar to a dickerdoodle.

Jenny made Rice Dicksie Treats for the bachelorette party.

Rice Dicksie Treat by welestgw July 31, 2010