Despicable Phil
"I pulled a Despicable Phil last night. When Jen passed out I jerked off with her hand and came on her shirt."
Despicable Phil by Another Horrible Person April 21, 2014
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Desirae
The most beautiful girl ever that is amazing at sports and is hot with size A boobs but is so super hot. Every guy likes her and she is so perfect and popular.i fucking love and and she is so rich and amazing great ass and all the girls are jealous and all the boys want her
“Desirae is perfect”
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Relative Desirability
Based on the quantity of women who are in a town, how desirable each is to each man in that town. If there is only one woman in town, as long as she is not ugly or old, she will attract the men and be desired. The moment other women are in town, each man finds himself comparing them to decide which one he likes more and get her to want him.
Based on the quantity of a specific thing or things, such as fruits, shoes, whatever, are available in a town, how desirable each is to people varies depending on how many they have to choose from.
Based on the quantity of a specific thing or things, such as fruits, shoes, whatever, are available in a town, how desirable each is to people varies depending on how many they have to choose from.
It's so funny, and it took me years to comprehend what is going on in me, but I finally articulated the feeling and call it Relative Desirability.
Relative Desirability by but for February 13, 2021
"the three B's" of feminine desirability
I appreciate "the three B's" of feminine desirability as much as the next dude, but there's really not all that much going for those attributes if the chick doesn't also have a nice personality --- a kind heart is what I look for most in a lady.
"the three B's" of feminine desirability by QuacksO August 4, 2018
desirae
The most beautiful girl I've ever seen, she is the sweetest, most loving, caring, and understanding girl the world has ever seen. I'm thankful for literally every second I get to spend with her. There's no way to put into words how grateful and lucky I am to have such an amazing human in my life, she is the best thing thats ever happened to me. I wake up a better person every single day because of her, she always brings out the best in me and I know she wants the best for me, if you ever meet someone like her, love her forever and never let her go, I love you baby.
desirae by michaelcxcx April 10, 2020