Demetri & Brooking 

<3 <3 <3 Hotteeessst sexxx buddies ever. Their always brooking eachother.. ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Dude did you see Jessica and Garrett, they are totally Demetri & brooking it!

Demetri & Brooking by stickittome April 17, 2011

Demetri Martin

n. what you become when you have too much free time

1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.

2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!

Demetri Martin by dacos April 8, 2009

Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

Demetri Martin by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

demetri hicken 

if u r a demetri hicken its means u r very juicey

demetri hicken

demetri hicken by juicey man May 10, 2019

Feed Demetri 

1. Taking a shit. You are the source of "food", and Demetri is the toilet. This is secretive way to communicate when you want too keep your bathroom use private.

Joshua : There are so many options in this food court, I'm thinkin we go with Panda Express.
Geoffrey : Dude, I'll be back shortly. I'm gonna go feed Demetri then I'll have room for some Beijing Beef.

Example 2
Sara : OMG Rach, those new Nacho Fries from Taco Bell were totally lit.
Rachel : Damn girl, Demetri will be eating well soon.

Example 3

Thomas (in bathroom) (in Russian accent) : EAT DEMETRI EEEEAAAAAT!!!!!

Nicole : What the fuck is he doing in there?

Henry : He's just feeding Demetri, Fireball and Hot Wings always do this to him.

Angie : Yea, the last time this happened, he had to perform Heimlich on Demetri, thankfully we had a plunger.

Feed Demetri by BigBunny4482 February 23, 2018

Pulling a Demetri 

The act of taking a day off school to do homework and/or study. In most cases, the day is taken off on the due date of the homework, or the test day.

Person 1: Crap! Test tomorrow!
Person 2: I'll be pulling a Demetri.

Pulling a Demetri by Bbbbrent March 22, 2008

Important Things With Demetri Martin 

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more

hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person

Important Things With Demetri Martin by thecinnamonkd85 May 1, 2009