crashing out 

To willingly or unwittingly enter into a situation knowing the outcome will not be good.

Im worried about you bro your "crashing out"
Let this bitch keep talkin and im bout to crash all the way out

crashing out by Rich<> May 17, 2016

Crouching Uncle 

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.

I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.

Crouching Uncle by Ryjamin October 6, 2011

Crushing Hard 

Whenever you think about your crush 24/7 and smile like an idiot when talking to them

Oh man I'm crushing hard

Crushing Hard by Ad6605 May 31, 2018

hardcore crushing 

to have a really big crush on someone

person a: he’s super cute, right?

person b: ive been hardcore crushing on him for months!

hardcore crushing by galactic.cola February 26, 2018

Crashing Paper Mario 

Do anything in this game. I dare you. Just push One simple button. You'll find a way to crash it. Talking to toads? Crashes Paper Mario. Using a mushroom? Crashes Paper Mario. Kooper kissing Mario? You guessed it, that crashes Paper Mario.

Crashing Paper Mario is easier than flipping a coin and getting tails.

Crashing Paper Mario by Escargoon March 7, 2019

Crushing Bugs

When you take the panties off of a girl and inhale the smell whilst admiring the fine pheromones, which smells like crushed up bugs.

"Man, I was for sure crushing bugs last night! Maggie was sooo smelly"

Crushing Bugs by zebearcat December 9, 2016

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin 

The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. The topping up of normal soft drinks (Therefore not having to pay for vodka from the bar)
2. Going into the bathroom and doing shots (usually with someone else) from the bottle until said bottle is gone

Person 1: This club is really expensive!
Person 2: Well Get a glass of coke and we'll do crouching tiger hidden naggin

OR

Person 1: Wanna get the party started?
Person 2: Right, let's go to the bathroom from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin by mitsuko045 February 24, 2008