Northeast Counseling 

The nonprofit organization that provides the vast majority of psychotherapy for the psychopaths in the Hazleton PA area. The majority of it's patients never get better.

nutty fuck 1: I need some pussy. And I need it fast.

nutty fuck 2: Don't you buttfuck your girlfriend, so she doesn't get pregnant? That's why you need pussy so bad. Asshole is no substitute.

nutty fuck 1: The doctor up a Northeast Counseling told me to either cut my balls off or fudge pack her ass. The last option seems less painful.

nutty fuck 2: To you, that is.

Northeast Counseling by Hazletard-in-Chief August 18, 2011

Cunnilingus Rice

A name that Dave Chappelle used to refer Condoleeza Rice, during the "White Supremacist" sketch of the first episode of Chappelle's Show.

"Cunnilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish. Maybe we should send her to Mexico have the Mexicans eat her!"

Cunnilingus Rice by Gearbox January 25, 2005

cunnilingus 

The art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.

I performed cunnilingus on her until my tounge couldn't move anymore, she appreciated it very much.

cunnilingus by Anonymous May 5, 2003

cunnilinguist 

one who is such an expert at cunnilingus, it is as if one speaks to the pussy

I am a raw cunnilinguist.

cunnilinguist by Big Trucker Al January 16, 2010

Cunnilinguist 

Performing oral sex on a woman at a professional level.

Being a God at cunnilingus

A person that can eat vagina better than anyone else.

Jessica: My date went down on me last night and he is a true cunnilinguist. I have never had that many orgasms in my life! I want to marry him!

Sherry: You have to meet my friend Jeff . He is a cunnilinguist. His tongue will blow your mind!

Cunnilinguist by Sol goode October 23, 2015

cunilingus 

to use the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a female to orgasm; to lick pussy; to suck cunt.

I am a master of cunilingus.

cunilingus by Tommyboy July 24, 2003

cunnilingus 

A linguistic device of such cunning that all females are reduced to moans and squeals during it's application.

"You may be a masterdebator but I'm a cunninglinguist."
"You mean cunnilingus?"
"That's what she said."

cunnilingus by the79bomb October 7, 2009