Tired of girls kicking your dick in on April 9th? Well, I bet you didn’t know what today was. Go ahead it’s national couchie kick day tomorrow. Watch out.

Happy national couchie kick day!

National couchie kick day by Daggerpeen April 9, 2019

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ouchie on the couchie

Fucking or fingering a girl's vagina, causing her massive pain
Usually done on a couch (couchie)

I will give her ouchie on the couchie so she better back that thang up. She's a fine mutha fucker! Her vagina is nice and juicy.

ouchie on the couchie by Ya Know July 29, 2003

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sushi couchie

when a women’s couchie looks like sushi specifically the california roll

man ex got that sushi couchie

sushi couchie by TrickShotDuke May 30, 2024

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The Great Coochie Wars

The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.

Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe

"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"

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We can finally find out what happened during The Great Coochie Wars.

The Great Coochie Wars by NarrowCobra May 3, 2021

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