candy coated blow job 

The act of giving a blow job where the cock has been coated in a sugar candy substance. The best way to achieve said blow job is to procure a phallic sucker, like the old-school twisted suckers, and manually stimulate your partner with the sucker. Then insert cock into the vagina and enjoy the sex. Whether you finish inside or not, when you pull out have you partner return the favor and give the blow job on a cock that has a sugary coating now. It's a dirty coated BJ if you stimulate an ass instead of a vagina. It's a Sweet n Creamy BJ if you cum inside your partner.

My girl used to not like giving BJ's, but after we tried it, she only gives my candy coated blow jobs now! It's awesome, she does it sooooo much longer now.

candy coated blow job by Allenjon576 May 2, 2013

jack cotter 

A fucking idiot

Jack cotter your a fucking idiot

jack cotter by Jack cotter November 29, 2016

flat coated retriver 

THE CUTEST DOG IN THE WORLD :-)

Omg Lana did you see my new puppy?
No,what about her?
Her name is Stella and she is a flat coated retriver.

flat coated retriver by Jæçíìoqb January 6, 2021

Clotted Cream 

Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.

Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.

Clotted Cream by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

Comtedangles 

Dangles as performed by a 19th century political philospher. Or any dangle performed during the 1972 Summit Series between Canada and the Soviet Union.

Yo dog, you totally comtedangled that test.

Man the underlying metaphors of your comtedangles are a cry in the post-modernist era to a commmon knowladge, I believe that is quite confligutory.

Comtedangles by J.J Rousseau June 18, 2007

Coited 

Getting laid, bumpin' nasties, makin' the beast with two backs, etc. Coit is based on the name of an old game called Quoits where you throw a rope or metal ring over a peg (like when you play horseshoes).

Get coited and die.

Coited by Bored Silly December 28, 2008

Cotterman 

The greatest person in the world, everyone loves him and he rules everything.

I love Cotterman.

Cotterman by Andrew July 14, 2003