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Sadie Cornish 

A woman with a very short temper and extremely large thighs.
Jeez. Stop acting like such a Sadie Cornish!
Sadie Cornish by KoRnDawg September 6, 2012

Cornish Minute

A measurement of time applicable in Cornwall and Devon. A Cornish Minute is equivalent to an English hour.
Cornish Person: I'll be there in a minute
English Person: See you in an hour because I know that's a Cornish Minute

Cornish Rex 

A breed of cat that always acts like a kitten regardless of age.
My Cornish Rex is 4 and he still acts like he's a kitten.
Cornish Rex by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Cornish Sunshine 

When it actually pours with rain during the summer, the main tourist season in Cornwall.
Oh it is raining again
Well, it is Cornish Sunshine

Cornish Rex 

A feline-like costume worn by small aliens as a disguise while they study Earthlings.
“Dude! Why does your cat look so weird?!”

“She isn’t a cat! Gweny just wears her Cornish Rex costume because it makes her look like she ALMOST belongs on this planet.”
Cornish Rex by JanaTheDyke May 9, 2019

cornish torpedo 

A mysterious, stealthy turd which drops like a bomb, then disappears without trace. No bowl evidence. No paperwork.
I dropped a Cornish torpedo! Or did I....?