pepper spray comedy 

A fringe genre of sketch comedy with super rapey vibes that is especially popular on Instagram. This type of comedy tends to satirize sexual harassment and assault and is performed by insanely creepy, horny con-artists. The term was first coined the the YouTube comedian/vlogger Cody Ko in a video about the topic in question called “Esteban is the worst thing to happen to Instagram”.

“Dude, check out this video Esteban posted! It’s hilarious!”
“How can you watch that fucking disgusting pepper spray comedy?”

pepper spray comedy by Ugly subhuman December 3, 2019

Coomer

Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.

But the meme has grown, naturally.

Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.

Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.

Coomer by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021

Come get your grape juice 

An exclamatory phrase of delight, commonly used in the discovery of a partner's fetish.

Bro1: I just learned my wife of two years loves anal.
Bro2: Come get your grape juice!

Come get your grape juice by Snurfel December 3, 2014

can a loc come to your crib 

Franklin:Man fuck you i'll see you at work
Lamar: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga...
Franklin: WHAT?

its the cutscene in the mission franklin and lamar in gta v lamar beings the convorsation with "Can a loc come to your crib"

can a loc come to your crib by LamarDavisProductions January 29, 2021

Comealmendras 

Derogatory. Commonly used in southern and eastern regions of Spain. Offensive towards Muslim people because they are believed to eat copious amounts of almonds after the Ramadan fasting.

España está llena de comealmendras saltavallas.

Comealmendras by Garbanzo esnifado January 19, 2022

come on over 

Generally used to ask people to visit you (drop by at your house, your office, etc.)

-Why don't you come on over to my house at 5:00?
-Sure, I'll come. You want me to grab something to drink?

come on over by stanislavr July 28, 2016

Come on Ingerland 

*BANG BANG*

COME ON INGERLAND

*BANG BANG*

SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS

*BANG BANG*

England: *Losing the game*

Fat Brit:*BANG BANG*

COME ON INGERLAND

*BANG BANG*

SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS

*BANG BANG*

Come on Ingerland by Dat_Boi34-_- December 7, 2020