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so girls grow wieners and have to cut them off every month that’s what a period is but when we cut them it still kinda moves around and shit kinda like a worm so we call them coochlings. and there’s races to see which little worm dick wins.
would you like to have a coochling race?
coochling by itspelledhoe February 14, 2021

Life coaching

A person who makes tons of bad decisions and bad life choices but still feels the need to give you advice and how you can improve yourself even though there lives are in the gutter.
Me and Melissa just broke up and Dan who is on his third wife was giving me relationship advice. He was really life coaching me.
Life coaching by alberto89 February 28, 2021

conching 

-verb-
While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.

The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.

CONCHER
-noun-

One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.

Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a conch shell is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.
"Hey Joe! Stop conching and pass that!"

"This thing's kicked! Dammit Chris, you conched for so long that this thing's more beat than Tina Turner!"

"I like Dave a lot, but I would never smoke with him. He's a big concher. Once he gets his turn in the cyph, he'll talk until that shit's gone!"
conching by Donny Pro-Am April 2, 2008

conching 

1. the act of vomiting into an open anus which has teeth around the outside.

2. cutting a person's genitals off and keeping them in a shell for later ingestion.

3. cutting off someone's genital warts and sucking the juices out.
1. *blurgh* *munch, munch, munch, mmmmm* thats some good conching.

2. alfred didnt mind me bringing home my boss' genitals for dinner last night.

3. don't look at me in that strange way, i'm doing you a favour.
conching by bert and ernie July 25, 2006

couching 

V. To be on the couch chilaxing. See: chilaxing
The very form of beign a couch potatoe
I was too busy couching to eat, so I died.
couching by WEENER February 17, 2005

chooching 

To vape, smoke a pipe or cigar and produce a large cloud of vapor or smoke.
I got this cigar chooching good.
chooching by Heisenberg067 berg November 4, 2016