I confirm that 

Common Youtube comments phrase, usually confirming that they live in this country of the world and can apparently spell perfect English

As an (insert nationality here) i confirm that

I confirm that by IntergalactalEnergy April 6, 2023

Wipe to Confirm 

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"

John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man

Wipe to Confirm by John Dale August 15, 2012

conformatron 

One who:
1) never expresses original thought and states the obvious
2) is a barometer for consensus

3) immediately does what others do to avoid any chance of embarrassment
4) does 1-4 irrespective of ethics or fault

The boss's conformatron is screwing us over

That conformatron is a tool

I feel like smacking my head off the table every time the conformatron speaks.

He couldn't help from laughing and rolling his eyes as the conformatron tried to play devil's advocate.

conformatron by joe Kokomo September 6, 2012

Confirmand Fingering 

When a young fellow accidentally starts fingering the butthole, instead of the vagina, due to his inexperience

it hurt, when he started confirmand fingering me

Confirmand Fingering by Thorminator January 21, 2016

Confirmed Wavy 

When someone does some Ye shit, they are Confirmed Wavy. Often substituted by the wave emoji (🌊)

My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.

My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.

Confirmed Wavy by Lord Popsicle April 25, 2019

corrosion of conformity

Raleigh's finest.
Don't give that "They're from New Orleans" shit.

I saw corrosion of conformity open up for Black Sabbath in 97 in Toronoto with Pantera, best show I ever saw.

corrosion of conformity by Borco October 10, 2016

mainstream conformist

a person completely moulded by society, due to their innability to have a thought of their own

person 1: i thought you hated korn
person 2: they are number one on the chats this week
(a week later)
person 1: i thought you liked korn
person 2: they are so last week, i am so into britney right now
person 1: go pull your head outta your ass

mainstream conformist by da_sbpiyda March 3, 2004