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Clean Bandit

An outlaw who has just stepped out of the bath.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.
Clean Bandit:

She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)

I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)

And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony
Clean Bandit by Fishyrich November 25, 2019

Clavicle 

If she asks for a compliment tell her she has a nice clavicle. Don't mention those hangers
Clavicle by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

lateral cleavage 

Lateral cleavage is partial exposure of your breasts from the side. Also known as "sideboob" by the crude at heart.
My top was terribly skimpy; and it caused enough lateral cleavage to be revealed.
lateral cleavage by Cranberry Bob November 16, 2019

Clavicles 

Warning to all you ladies out there this is important street survival information. When a guy or gal compliments you on your clavicles they are literally saying that your tits are the fucking worst. Its a new thing going round that guys are now doing so be on gaurd

Though if it does happen to you then you must have shit tits, so let's hope you have a nice ass
Just wanted to say you have great clavicles
Clavicles by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

clean sweep 

when you shit so clean you dont even have to wipe
"bro im in such a hurry but I HAVE to shit. Lets hope its a clean sweep!"

"bro I just took the smoothest shit ever. As soon as it came out I knew it was a clean sweep"
clean sweep by la nobleza March 27, 2019

clean my android 

This describes a request for oral sex.
Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig to clean my android!
clean my android by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2016