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choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.

chewing on cheese 

What jamahl and ashwin do sometimes. Usually used to signify that people are making sounds, but not actually saying anything of substance.
Jeff: Hey, what's up?

Jamahl: juma faj me heme

Jeff: What are you saying? I swear this nigga be chewing on cheese.

Fox chewing a pillow

Something that makes no sense or when you have no idea what is going on
A: how do you work this website?
B: No idea, it’s a fox chewing a pillow
Or
A: because it is!
B: His explanation was a fox chewing a pillow!
Fox chewing a pillow by InTheKnow.07 February 20, 2021

Choking Baby BJ 

A blow job performed by a midget or little-person who is being held upside down by their ankles like a "choking baby". Once the midget is mid-fellatio, you start slaping their back, like you would a choking baby, trying to dislodge your penis in this case, instead of an animal cracker.
Bro- Junior hooked up with the midget receptionist from Accounting. Said he picked her up by the feet, held her upside down and then she started blowing him!

Homeboy- NO WAY! He got a Choking Baby BJ? Good for him!
The act of taking an unwanted photograph of a woman's genitals by placing a camera under their skirt. Also known as upskirting.

Named after Conservative MP and full time scumbag Sir Christopher Chope who blocked a bill to make the practice illegal.
Did you see that pervert choping that woman?
Choping by Dan the Flan June 16, 2018

what you chewing? 

A Greeting originating from the Kirk Hallam region of Derbyshire England. It is often used in place of hello and what's up.
Cameron: oi bruv what you chewing?

Tyrone:not much bro.