Roman centurion 

After sex, while they are passed out, the act of pooping on your partners chest, smearing it all across their upper torso, dragging them into a sunny spot, and leaving it to dry. Afterwards, it can be removed and worn just like a Roman centurion’s body armour if you wish

“I need a costume for the fancy dress party” cried Ethal. “No problem love, lie down here and I’ll sort you out a proper Roman centurion costume”

Roman centurion by luvlyjubblies December 11, 2017

Roman Centurion 

Teabagging someone in a way where your balls rest on their head and your dong hangs down between their eyes and on their nose, much like a Roman centurion helmet.

My wife and I were fighting last night, so I had to give her the ole Roman Centurion to let her know who the real gladiator is.

Roman Centurion by Clever Satan March 11, 2022

Secret Centurion

A secret centurion is a group of friends who share inside jokes. Any group of people can form a secret centurion. There is only one exception. A Rithvik or a Navad can not be part of the secret centurion. Anyone else can.

Daniel: Twoooo!
Everyone except Rithvik: *Laughing* Wow! The whole secret centurion is laughing at that amazing joke!

Secret Centurion by DnEiCgOgYa October 13, 2022

Lobster Centurion 

The rank below Lobster Lady/Lord in the online (found on Discord) army known as the Lobster Legion. Also known as just a moderator/mod. Centurions have similar powers to the Lobster Lady/Lord but when making an extra important call will consult the Lobster Lady.

The Lobster Centurion is a rank in the Lobster Legion.

Lobster Centurion by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023

centeringitis 

In the design industry: an illness that is contracted through consistent client requests to center content: images, text, alignments, etc. The worst cases of centeringitis are seen through constant requests and even requests of having multiple central axis points on the same piece.

Johnny, I think I have contracted centeringitis and want to jump out the window.

centeringitis by ComicSans August 30, 2010

centauring 

Inserting your lower half into another persons anal cavity.

Sally and I were Centauring last night, and she rode me into battle!

centauring by Flipotic February 15, 2015

cooch contusion 

discoloration of the vagina after being smanged (the combination of being smashed and banged) usually resulting with a purple color, like a bruise.

Guy: "Whoa girl what happened to your cooch??"
Girl: "Ehhhh I got smanged pretty good..."
Guy: "Daaaaaang girl it looks like you got yourself a cooch contusion"

cooch contusion by raikoue March 30, 2011