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Carebear stare 

A term describing ones tendency to puff out their chest. This tactic is mainly known as an attempt to impress or intimidate someone else.
Wow! Did you see O'doyle? He was doing the carebear stare so hard I thought he was going to fly away! LOL! Then his ass got knocked the fu©k out! Instant karma for a bull
Carebear stare by LauraKroft January 2, 2020
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I couldnt care less 

Means that someone is unable to care any less for your current situation.
Person 1: I hurt my leg
Person 2: I couldnt care less, go away!
I couldnt care less by Gazado October 10, 2005

care police 

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."
...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@)
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-
care police by Thomas E. Peay September 15, 2004

hand career

A hand job that goes on too long.
After 15 minutes, the hand job turned into a hand career.
hand career by humpyfister March 29, 2010

Trump Care 

A Copyrighted version of Obama Care it takes care of rich ass old people like Bill Gates and his saggy ass dick
Woah its Trump Care I am too poor to afford it so I'm going to go to Obama Care.
Trump Care by Ello am a Yijie June 15, 2017

like i care 

usually said to a person you got you pissed off
and you would like to answer him in a got annoyed way
John: (after saying something about your ex) hey i got a new tattoo
Ann: like i care
like i care by kissmebabe February 25, 2012

Its just because we care 

An overused term you can use to justify being overbearing, bossy, controlling or rude.
Street Preacher: HINDUS, GAYS, MUSLIMS, FEMINIST WILL BURN IN HELL IF THEY DONT CHANGE.
Random person: Look shut up. Why dont you stop harassing everyone?
Street Preacher: Its just Because we care
RP: That again?

Evan: Why do you keep meddling in my life? I can take care of myself. I dont need you telling me which way to pee.
Nick: Its just because I care

Selena: Man this teacher gives me so much homework, that I am spending all evening and weekend doing homework. I have a life.
Irene: Its just because she cares.