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The calderon 

Ashley C. Not going in my Car. Nuh uh. Just you, me, sandra, maybe alowie.

buncha buddies just hanging out, no tension.
Three B's 4lyfe bud.bongz.bitchz4lyfe
The calderon by bunnyavenger September 21, 2004

sergio calderon jr 

An extremely attractive and talented singer from Redwood City California. He was born on October 6th, 2000. He’s part of a band called In Real Life who were formed on August 24th 2017.
“My favorite member of In Real Life is Sergio Calderon Jr.”

Sophie Calderon 

A Sophie Calderon will always make u laugh. A beautiful Brazilian girl who has a "pi con Pau gringe". Sophie usually has a boyfriend, but secretly loves a "Solomon Sweet". She makes jokes and is good at physics, but not as good as others. Guys, get yourself a Sophie Calderon. She will rock your world.
I once saw a Sophie Calderon

Sophie Calderon, wow!

Rebecca Calderon

The weird bitch that asks everyone out but has a boyfriend. she fucking sits on people like what the hell.

Aj calderon 

Irresistibly hot and kinda short but, he will always love his significant other because he has no one else to. If he is your friend/bff, keep him. You know he is mad funny and nice to people he likes, he will roast anyone, and is always perfectly hispanic be he dont speak no spanish.
Aj calderon: hola b*tch
Any of aj’s friends: sup zaddy aj😫😫
Aj calderon by Not Aj calderon August 17, 2021

Vanna Calderon

Vanna Calderon is that 0.0000000015% in 7,900,000,000. She's the typa person to just goof around with. She could make you smile and laugh even in your greatest sorrows. This dumbass is insecure for literally no reason?????? She's very elegant and pretty and she tops it off with her Badass Bitch, Maternal Instinct, Crazy, Psychotic, Funny, Kind personality. She's that someone who you could laugh with in pure silence, someone who's there for you when your world turned upside down, she's that someone who takes care of you and treats you like her child (granted I'm a toddler), someone who's there to be proud of you during your greatest feats, someone I'm proud and glad to call my best friend :) can't wait to make new memories with her irl.
yes this bitch website needs me to include the word being defined so, Vanna Calderon