Max Bemis 

One of the greatest musicians of the 2000's.Lead singer of the band Say Anything and plays everything for the band except for the drums. His lyrics are blunt and true and you cant help but love them.

Max Bemis is a genius!

Max Bemis by Theperson159 January 22, 2009

Max Bemis 

The lead singer of Say Anything.

Is god.

Oh my Max Bemis!

Max Bemis by 0908070605040321 July 1, 2011

Max Bemis 

Bipolar. Jewish. frontman of the band Say Anything.

Max Bemis. Jesus. King of the Jews. Their all pretty much the same thing.

Max Bemis by ireneeSAVESTHEDAY February 27, 2008

max bemis 

The lead singer of the indie/rock band Say Anything.

Max Bemis is god, plain and simple.

max bemis by Molly Connely deserves to die February 17, 2005

Max Bemis 

He is the handsome lead singer of the emo band Say Anything. He's a sexy bipolar Jew.

Oh my god! Max Bemis is so hot!

Max Bemis by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008

Alabama Bemis Slash 

When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.

Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record

Alabama Bemis Slash by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018

Thomas Bemis 

Slang for a ginger man with a small penis

Hey remember that guy from last week? He was totally a Thomas Bemis

Thomas Bemis by Star065 May 8, 2023