Conception Balm 

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.

The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.

Conception Balm by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016

tit balm

The jizz on a women's tits after sex

Last night my girlfriend decided she wanted some tit balm, so I gave it to her.

tit balm by Shoenzie August 10, 2017

tiger balm 

A balm created in Asia, thought to cure anything. It's cheap, legal, and it works almost as good as windex.

Little Johnny: Mommy I got a Misquito bite
Mommy: Rub tiger balm on it!

tiger balm by The Kevin August 30, 2005

Fair Trade Lip Balm 

When your lip balm transfers to the lips of who you are kissing.

So I was making out with Caty the other day and I definitely got a fair trade lip balm.

It was a fair trade, a kiss for some lip balm.

Fair Trade Lip Balm by CherryP February 27, 2010

bag balm 

green 10 oz tin can used for chapped conditions & treatment of irritated breasts.

For many years Bag Balm has been a girls best friend. I always take a can to Huntington Beach & give my girl friend a good bag balm rub mixed with sun tan oil !!! Love

bag balm by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 30, 2007

Ball Balm 

Chapstick for the balls. Usually in a roll on package. Lubricates the scrotum.

Joe: "Damn! My balls are dry!"
Bob: "Its okay, I have some extra ball balm, just rub some on."

Ball Balm by Dr. McAwesomeBerg August 11, 2009

Swedish Lip Balm 

Whenever a guy gets a BJ and pulls out right before he comes and uses his dick like a lip balm container and rubs his seed all over the girls lips, ensuring to evenly coat the entire upper and lower lip to guarantee full UV ray protection.

Fred gave Sally the ol Swedish lip balm last night because he told her that the moon's rays could "moon burn" her lips and irreparably damage them and she believed him. Fred is such a nice guy, always looking out for people.

Swedish Lip Balm by evilguitar9 November 16, 2009