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Flat Backer

A Chick who is a slut and is all ways on her back ready to fuck
Man that Bitch is a total flat backer

Taker Backer 

when a douche gives you something then takes it back.
ricky: hey edwardo. want this crayon?
edwardo: sure thanks buddy
-1 day later-
ricky: i want that crayon back edwardo.
edwardo: you are such a taker backer!
ricky: what did you say?
edwardo: taker backer!
ricky: thats it *pulls out a gun*
edwardo: hey man, calm down.
ricky: give me my crayon back you poop head!
edwardo: cmon man, i need it.
ricky: *cocks gun*
edwardo: fine here you go.
ricky: yay thanks
edwardo: no problem
ricky: so you wanna go to burger palace?
edwardo: sure. id love to.
ricky: okay lets go.
edwardo: alright let me get my coat on.
ricky: hey thats my coat.
edwardo: you gave it to me.
ricky: well i want it back.
edwardo: fuck you pasta sucker
edwardo and ricky pull out their guns and shoot everyone. the world dies. the end.

remember kids, being a taker backer is bad!
Taker Backer by taker backer July 5, 2008
Ex. 1

"Rodolfo 'Cheyenne' Cadena was born on April 15, 1943 in Bakersfield, California. In 1959, he and fellow Bakers homeboy Richie Ruiz were convicted of stabbing a man to death outside a Bakersfield dance hall."

Mundo Mendoza, 'Cheyenne Cadena - A Mafia Legend' July 27, 2019

Ex. 2

Ice Pick: Remember the homey Jamie Osuna from Bakers?

Snuffy: Yeah bro! That dude was a savage!

Ice Pick: Was? He still is! He beheaded his cellie and made a necklace out of the dude's organs!

Snuffy: Oh shit! Damn! Them dudes from Bakers don't fuck around!
Bakers by ZXY&ABC May 7, 2020

American Couch Backer 

American Couch Backer: Is a person, usually from America, who doesn't play any sports. He/She claims that sitting on a couch is a sport because they are to lazy to play an actual sport.
Tyler: Bobby you should play basketball next year.
Bobby: I'm an American Couch Backer, I don't need this.
Tyler: Bobby you're such a lazy person.
Bobby: I don't need you I've got my couch.

backer inners 

single men backed in to a parking spot at a forest preserve waiting for a hook up from other men.
Hey Bill it was pretty scary at the forest preserve today with all those backer inners looking you up and down as we drove in here.
backer inners by slkstr72 July 27, 2008

bakersfield chalupa 

similar to a cleveland steamer, except the person pooping has to have a lot of corn in their stool.
nick "the dirty dick" gave jen a bakersfield chalupa on her face. as she gasped for air, all jen could say was, "mmm...i love hot corn".