Assination

n.
"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".

derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.

So did they do the assination topic today? Would have been timely if they had-- seeing as bin Laden was just assasinated.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.

Assination by Mac-n-Weenies May 25, 2011

Ass-Assination 

When someone's ass is so fucking thicc that it kills you

Joe: bruh an ass-assination attempt happened to me last night and it worked because of Sydney's ass
Tyrone: yeah makes sense she thicc as hell

Ass-Assination by Lipanda March 17, 2018

austinatious 

greg gets pwned by me everynight in counter-strike... LOLXORZ!!!!

i pwned joo noob greg austintatious like. lol

austinatious by TruePenny January 14, 2004

asstication 

The act of eating out someone's butthole.

That chick doesn't like to get head, but she loves her some asstication!

asstication by Riferous October 6, 2013

abstanation 

Abstanation:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.

God fearing parents should teach their children to practice abstanation!

abstanation by wchp July 28, 2016

austruation 

austruation; (f); noun;

The term "austruation" is derived from "Austria" and a female's monthly cycle of pain, also referred to as "menstruation".

It ought to describe an Austrian citizen's craving for relevance in the modern world, metaphorically 'bleeding' ever since the aftermath of WW1 and WW2.
Often comes with a slight longing for a fourth Reich.

Person A: "I heard rumors that this Austrian guy from our history class is some sort of neo-nazi."
Person B: "Don't judge him for his austruation, he can't do anything about it."

austruation by Waschbernd January 24, 2017

Abusination 

When you are being slapped constantly, over and over again.

“He lives in an abusination.”
“What?”
“I once saw his mother slap him over and over again.”

Abusination by Heyushouldsub2pewdiepie March 17, 2019