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St. Agnes Academy

An all girls catholic school located on Bellaire Blvd. between Houston's chinatown and ghetto sharpstown. Their academics are a lot harder than its brother school next door. They're obsessed with their head of school and their claim to fame is that girl from Gilmore Girls who went there. If you go to Duchesne, you're basically irrelevant to them, and if you go to IWA, essentially nonexistent. Sorry you didn't get in :) Half of them are super libs and the other half are super conservative, there's not really much in between. They wouldn't be caught dead wearing sperries anymore, they all just wear tennis shoes. Every girl dresses and poses the same way on social media. If you don't have lots of friends on like every social media platform, you're irrelevant. They're obsessed with snapchat, but all they do is send blank selfies. They have a meme page. And a superiority complex. If they're not fish, most of them hate Strake and like all of them hate St. Thomas. A lot of them are misandrists. They love their neon dance. They'll snitch on you to your dean no matter what school you go to. They're the meanest and worst drivers on the face of this earth. You can't forget about the anime girls and lesbians, but they're all chill with each other. They live for talking shit tho #tea. All of them want to go to UT, but hardly any of them get in, so they end up at A&M or LSU. You'll see most of them in the bitchy southern sororities when they go to college.
St. Agnes Academy girl 1: omg a strake boy def wrote the last definition
Stag girl 2: omg sis tru #tea #gotigers
St. Agnes Academy by mintpod March 23, 2019
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anessahs are beautiful young ladies who love everyone but can hold a grudge there the best ones to date because they are loving and caring and so pretty the care about everyone except for people who are rude to her friends or her and she can have a bad attitude at times and can be annoying but shes a great friend
i want to be like anessah shes so awesome
anessah by xjdkskdkkxkcckc May 7, 2018
A very kind and intelligent person, often creative and tireless in reaching set goals. Agnes is also very outgoing and sociable, someone you definitely want to be around!
Agnes, you're holy!
Agnes by Giocomo February 3, 2010
A beautiful young soul, that is waiting for her right soulmate. Cares for others more than she cares for herself. Who keeps everything she feels inside, and acts out the worst on the outside.
I met this girl that acted just like an Agnessa.
agnessa by JH33 July 3, 2010

agressive rainbow queef

The act of preforming a queef powerful enough to create a physical rainbow cloud from your vagina.
Steve: I won't go unicorn deep in a girl ever again
Tod: Why's that Steve?
Steve: Last time I did, it hurt her so much she had an agressive rainbow queef
Tod: Nasty!
agressive rainbow queef by Rybuscle December 27, 2014

Agressive studying 

When you study for an exam, but with your mean face on, so that people know you're being agressive about it.
Have you studied for the anatomy final yet?
My man, not only. I went full agressive studying about that.