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agitating 

1.) feeling or appearing troubled or nervous

2.) stir or disturb (something, especially a liquid) briskly
Agitating over such a normal sexual desire is curious
agitating by haley Dyson April 7, 2015

Agitation Attack 

A state of complete and total rage caused by people, the environment, or the most random shit.
John had an agitation attack in the hallway because the people in the hallway were fucktards.

Agitator 

A self-actualized asshole.
Geoff is a known agitator.
Agitator by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018
Joe Biden whenever someone asks him a question that is more complex than 'what is your favorite color?'
1.
When I asked Joe Biden why he thinks that his approval rating is so low, he suddenly became very agitated for no reason.

2.
Reporter: So, Mr. president, what do you say to the people who don't think you have what it takes to run again in 2024?
Joe Biden: Look fatty, look. That's a damn lie! You're a lyin' dog faced pony soldier! This is untrue, I don't wanna hear any more of these lies or I'll take you outside and beat the crap out of you, you stupid son of a bitch! If they feel that way then they shouldn't vote for me!
Reporter: wow, I just asked you a simple question, no need to get so agitated.
Joe: I'm just sick and tired of all these smart guys!
Agitated by Icy Wyte July 5, 2022

agitating bar 

The male genitalia.
I am going to ram my exceptionally large agitating bar in your natural pocket (see "nature's pocket").
agitating bar by Cylyk November 5, 2002

Agitated Mother Opossum 

Not much is known about this creature, often attacks on sight, and always seems to be hungry. Strength and agility are defining characteristics. It has been seen terrorizing families of large mammals such as humans, bears, and transformers. Spotted in central Africa and northern Poland this animal was the main import of Rome, alive, because many Romans became board with simple burnings (Agitated Mother Opossums were later replaced by lions because the FCC said the display of violence and unmerciless killing by these creatures gave no chance of survival for the victims)
-Woh who's number 34?
--Thats Hanninen coach, why?
-Well he's playing like a agitated mother opossum!!
--You're just saying what we're all thinking coach.
Agitated Mother Opossum by Liam H November 6, 2006