Definition Aging 

The older the definition, the more exposure and (hopefully) likes and positive like ratio it gets.

Getting your definition to hopefully show up on obscure searches and enlighten them with a good, well explained, apt, concise definition.

Due to urban dictionary being less popular (maybe?), older definitions have an advantage, however a new definition with a strong like ratio may beat a years old one if people like it.

I can't believe these stupid definitions that hate on my favorite _____ (team, car, place, school, thing, interest, noun, proper noun, etc). It's all because of definition aging.

Definition Aging by Dieg-J January 9, 2022

axeing

when you spray someone with an axe can while they're sleeping

Yaeger exclaimed, "Go fuck yourself Tommy," after burke was axeing him all night

axeing by Poop5 September 27, 2007

Aging Dude Bro 

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.

31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”

Aging Dude Bro by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019

Aging Beauty 

Women who were very beautiful in their youth, and are struggling to keep their youthful beauty despite growing old. Typically in her 40s or 50s, an aging beauty pays many visits to her plastic surgeon for Botox, fillers, and more, in order to keep a youthful appearance. Her validation comes from being considered beautiful from others. She may be depressed that she is growing old, and that soon, fillers and Botox will not maintain her beauty anymore.

“What did you think of Alicia when you met her at that party yesterday?”

“She’s okay, she seemed like a cool aging beauty”

Aging Beauty by ilovecottoncandy January 3, 2020

man-aging partner 

A shrewish, nagging spouse who thereby takes at least two years off of one's life for each year of marriage.

"Sorry, guys, I can't make the game -- the man-aging partner has me on garage cleanout duty, eff me."

man-aging partner by FitofPeak August 25, 2012

Axeing

An act of filthy lust in which a woman has her legs chopped up by her partner, preferably with a fire axe or an axe of some sort.

Before you axe your girl, take her pants off. That way you won’t ruin them whilst your Axeing her.

Axeing by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023

agging 

Short for aggravation, when one is moaning or nagging for pointless and useless reasons.

Usually turns into an argument

Normally when one person is argumentative for no apparent reason.

"Mother is agging at me and she just got in, she's constantly agging she's just full of agg cbf to listen to her agg anymore"

agging by Princess1717 July 27, 2014