Quantum Trouser Event Affliction 

An afflicition tht causes a person to randomly be sucked through a tear in the space time continuum and be dropped somewhere else wearing different trousers.

Andrew found himself in vegas wearing chinos after suffering a Quantum Trouser Event Affliction attack.

Quantum Trouser Event Affliction by Ricshah September 22, 2010

The Amity Affliction 

Australian band. They sing about anchors.

Not to be confused with Anchorman
For further, unrelated reading, see: Morning glow

Stewart: Dude, do you know The Amity Affliction?
Jensen: Yeah.
Stewart: Well I got this mad awesome tattoo.
Jensen: Oh yeah Stewart, what is it?
Stewart: It's a bunch of anchors!!!!!11
Jensen: Wow, there are so many of them...
Stewart: I know right, I'm just free forever now aye?
Jensen: Fuck off Stewart. Get a haircut.

The Amity Affliction by TheLocationOfCheese October 7, 2012

Frat Boy Affliction 

A submissive male that lacks originality, brains and the ability to think on his own.

Jennifer: Steve's a nice guy but once he went college he got a bad case Frat Boy Affliction...pretty sad too.
April: Why's that?
Jennifer: He was always a stand up guy with thoughts of his own but now he doesn't make a move until one of his buddies says to...pretty sad!

Frat Boy Affliction by Miles O'Malley March 20, 2015

white affliction 

1. The suffering of white people who are constantly called racists yet never have had any racist tendencies.

2. People who are shamed into thinking they are racist because of the color they were born and nothing else.

3. The suffering of a white person by constantly having to put themselves last in order to please other ethnic groups and sexes.

1. I have been feeling a lot of "white affliction" here lately with all the Black lives Matter rioting.

2. Hey man, are you going to that rave in the valley? No man, there is way too much "white affliction" that goes on there for me to be welcome.

white affliction by Jok3rJok3r October 3, 2017

Dreaded Affliction 

Better then Tayzer.

Dreaded affliction is better then tayzer.

Dreaded Affliction by No body you know October 4, 2012

Knockoff Affliction tee shirt wearing guys

These are considered the cheaper version of the already horrifically douche tee shirts made by Affliction. They are typically worn by 30 something males that want to appear tougher than they actually are. They believe it makes them seem more cutting edge and cooler than the average male. This guy is typically about 30, slightly balding, semi buff (but on the far side) living with several high school buddies and in a relatively dead end job. They may also be a small time drug dealer or bookie! They like to constantly relive the big "scores" of yesteryears and target chicks that are 20-22. Typical first names could be Chad, Chris, Tom, Eric, and Paul. Nicknames could include, Pipes, T-man, Pulli.

Hey man...Be careful tonight! That place will be filled with Knockoff Affliction Tee shirt wearing guys.

Knockoff Affliction tee shirt wearing guys by Keeping it real 716 April 8, 2017

Ninja Affliction 

The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.

Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!

Ninja Affliction by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012