Adoption Center

A resturant.

Wanna go and eat some babies at the Adoption Center

Adoption Center by white boy conner May 24, 2022

adoption shit 

when you take the kind of shit that makes you want to adopt kids

Adoption shit: I just took a shit that made me want to ADOPT!

adoption shit by vegetable_television December 26, 2010

Adoption Catfishing 

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.

The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.

Adoption Catfishing by LordViper June 27, 2021

adoption vibes 

your adopted

:|

you give off major adoption vibes

adoption vibes by your great grandpa March 28, 2022

adoption nerd 

When a popular girl in class finds herself a nerd to help her with class or homework.

"I'm really struggling with chemistry, maybe i should find myself an adoption nerd."
"Oh him? He is my adoption nerd to help me through some classes."

adoption nerd by Blasekiller February 1, 2024

Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN 

Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN

Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN

Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Surprise Adoption 

Taking a kid that isn't yours; kidnapping.
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'Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to say 'Surprise Adoption'.

Surprise Adoption by Bexxe October 1, 2010