69 

The number having to be the most hated numbers. It is a symbol from your teacher saying she hates you and wants to kill you by giving you a number that is hated the most. A Failing number on your test because you missed THE ONLY FUCKING POINT YOU NEEDED TO PASS THE TEST

Kid1: Goddamnit. I hate Ms. Jones
Kid2: Why?
Kid1: She gave me 69 on the test
Kid2: Damn man, no wonder she doesn’t have a husband.

69 by ThisIsMyKingdomCum April 17, 2020

69 

Such an innocent number! Why do people think it is dirty?

Teacher: What comes after 68 dear?
Kid: 69!
Teacher: correct!

69 by Elbert Ainstein October 10, 2014

69 

A number immediately before 70, and immediately after 68.

Usage: Bingo Calling.

"A meal for two with a hairy view - Number 69".

69 by biznuge November 15, 2012

*69 

dial this and u can get the phone number of the person that just called u. works only within the US

I felt i was being stalked, so i *69'ed this guy who just called and found out it Geoff! fuckin stalker.

*69 by hkl; April 29, 2005

69 

Amazing sex position were man gets a mouthful of a womens pussy while the woman is eating up his dick at the same time.

hey

babe after this movie wanna 69?

69 by H0RNl October 18, 2019

*69 

To call someone back.

The Narrator: I called a second ago. There was no answer. I'm at a payphone.

Tyler :Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone. (Fight Club)

*69 by thai red curry July 31, 2016

69 

Guys...It's just a number...Yall are so dirty-minded.

Person 1: How much money do you have?
Person 2: 69 Bucks, why?
Person 1: Haha...69...
Person 2: Bruh!

69 by I didn't use my real name! March 31, 2022