stranger 

From Chapelle Show:
To masturbate while you hands are numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you.

Dave Chapelle as Lil' John: Sometimes i like to sit on my hand until it gets numb and then masturbate. I call it the stranger.

stranger by sensei May 4, 2004

Unintentional stranger exchanger 

Unintentional hand contact to a strangers' private areas while passing them in public.

There were a lot of people at the Costco today. There were so many people, I can account for at least 4 unintentional stranger exchangers.

Unintentional stranger exchanger by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 28, 2010

jersey stranger 

Masturbating in the shower by wrapping your arm out and around the shower curtain, making it appear as though a stranger's hand is jerking you off while you're in the shower.

Sorry I took so long to get ready - the Jersey Stranger held me up.

jersey stranger by Jason F'ing Mulgrew July 29, 2007

strangely sexy 

When a person is ugly, but for some strange reason seems sexy

Lena Dunham is strangely sexy

strangely sexy by Stomper94566 February 21, 2017

Reverse Stranger 

The opposite of the stranger. Accomplished by sticking your dick in a cooler filled with ice cubes until it goes numb, and then jerking yourself off pretending that you're jerking off someone else.

I really missed my boyfriend last night so I gave myself the Reverse Stranger and then I felt better.

Reverse Stranger by Moooonyoz August 8, 2010

stranger wank 

masturbation. But you sit on your hands first until they are numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

members of bowling for soup are always "Going for the stranger"

stranger wank by jamfsob August 12, 2003

hey stranger 

What is "Hey Stranger...", you ask. It is when you receive, or send, a message on facebook from someone you have hooked up with or had a relationship with in the past or wanted to but didn't have the opportunity. The opening line of the "hey stranger..." is the socially acceptable way to say, it's been a long time but I am still interested in hooking up if you are.

Have you ever been hey strangered? Have you ever been happy birthday strangered? Change your relationship status to single then get a hey stranger...?

Hey stranger is a phrase as well as a verb...as in "I was hey strangered by my ex-boyfriend from high school"

Hey stranger...how have you been. Heard you are living in Seattle...I am going to be there next month for work, maybe we can meet up.

hey stranger by HeyStranger May 29, 2009