latus rectum 

The art of spitting inside the rectum of a Latin Woman, and then making her ride your cock. The position is commonly seen to be shaped like a parabola.

I tried the latus rectum on zeeshan last night. she told me that her understanding of 2-d maths has improved ever since.

latus rectum by senpaikee February 9, 2022

High Voltage Rectum Wrecker 

When you stick a metal dildo up a man's ass and run electricity through it with a car battery. (Prefferably with jumper cables).

I haven't been able to walk right since she used a High Voltage Rectum Wrecker on me, it was a shocking experience.

High Voltage Rectum Wrecker by Malibou January 7, 2022

prehensile rectum 

one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.

the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.

Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?

prehensile rectum by jaybirdlaw April 3, 2016

Homosexual Rectum Ranger 

When a man rubs semen all over his face and then fingers his own anus while yelling into another man's rectum. Usually followed by anal sex, anal reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to Coldplay.

Big Jared went over to Oleg's house last night and ranged his rectum, very homosexually.

Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.

Homosexual Rectum Ranger by Hugh Jasz April 25, 2006

dirty rectum bomb 

After a night of eating multiple tacos and having anal sex with a large black man. the gas build up and the muscle tension from the rectum being pounded fiercely. the rectum becomes inflamed and unstable, which then contracts the sphincter so abruptly it explodes. which then causes fumes and anal leakage until the rectum becomes so week it does not have the strength to hold its own self together the rectum then caves in on itself.

Jenny died from a dirty rectum bomb.

dirty rectum bomb by TiemannTHeButtpIrate April 7, 2011

Cranium-Rectum Inversion 

A recently discovered achievement in which a person headbangs to the degree of which their cranium is placed in their rectum. A person who achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion is considered one of the Metal Gods.

Metalhead 1: Watch me achieve Cranium-Rectum Inversion.
Metalhead 2: No way.
*Metalhead 1 achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion and becomes a God*
Metalhead 2: Awesome!

Cranium-Rectum Inversion by Transform April 22, 2006

walking rectum 

A person who is not merely an asshole, but much much worse.

Oh yeah, I know Kevin, and I think he is a walking rectum.

walking rectum by Tony666 February 17, 2008