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3 against 1 

If you disagree with 3 certain people, they’re going to r 🦍 you
3 against 1
3 against 1 by Dukethekidd November 23, 2021

I'm up against a hard break 

When your wife, kids, or boss are arguing with you and you want to end it. Signaling the conversation is DEFINITELY OVER.
Used frequently by news anchors.
Wife: Baby, you know that trip I was talking about and the car I wanted, and the dinner party you said you would go to?

Husband: Sorry hon, I'm up against a hard break.

Get 'em up against the wall 

When you see the queers in the theater🗿
Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall!

WAC: Women Against Creepers 

This group is dedicated to us girls, who come home after a great night out, whether at bars, clubs, sporting events, etc, etc. We get to the diner, only to look through our pictures in complete disgust, dismay, and laughter... you might be wondering what causes such a reaction? Creepers.

Creeper:
Someone who stares at you or stands in a group they are not apart of. He/she will be in a place watching and being a creep around other people. Creepers are not wanted at social functions.

You might find them in the corner of a great picture, they may stick their face in your picture, you may catch them staring at you while your picture is being taken, they might ask to be in the picture, often asking you to take one alone with them, but the most foul of these offenses is when you find pictures of the creeper himself, that NO ONE TOOK.

If you or someone you know has a creeping problem, please call 1-800-IMA-CREEP.

For more info along with scandalous in your face photos, visit our group on facebook!
WAC: Women Against Creepers

Example:

"Grant is such a creeper. He will not leave us alone."

Rage Against The Machine 

THE BEST ROCK/METAL RAP BAND EVER. A revolutionary band put together by Tom Morello (lead guitarist) and Zach De La Rocha (Lead Singer). They talk about the secrets of government of people. Their best known song is probably 'Killing In The Name Of'. True to their music and actually produce real stuff; pop (poop) fans who don't like them can go suck eggs and are just losers who can't recognise good music.
Rage Fan: Have you heard Killing In The Name Of?
Poop Fan: No. Have you heard never say n..... (loud bang interupts him and he drops abruptly to the floor)
Rage Fan: Don't ever name him or his songs again. No one copares to Rage Against The Machine

March 14th - Men Against Objectification Day

A day to counter female and male objectification culture that is glorified by 'Steak and BJ day on this same irrelevant number of a day.
Chap: Oh hi! whats new today?

Chap 2: "Orite mate, I'm having a fat steak for dinner then shoving my meaty piece inside.... because its Steak and bj day"

"Oh, nice, I'm playing some football, then off to protest against misogynistic twats like yourself because its "March 14th - Men Against Objectification Day" - the day men stand up against objectification of humans. You're more than welcome to come."