value add 

To make a judgement about an object's inherent worth, true or not.

In linguistics, a value-added judgement is to say that some languages are better than others, or that some are more beautiful than others. (Beauty is in the ear of the beholder.)

value add by Linguistic Larry June 6, 2004

values and choices 

The stupid name for sex ed that 'tries' to trick teens into thinking it's not about sex. when it really actually is.

Teacher:Okay class, we're going to start values and choices today!
Student:Isn't that another name for sex ed?
Teacher: NO!

values and choices by Tayho December 12, 2008

value add 

Something that white-trash walmart shoppers get a boner for.

"I fucked my sheep while looking at the value adds."

value add by AFIfan June 8, 2004

Value Village

A place where underpaid illegal Spanish, Caucasion, or Hispanics go to shop for clothing for themselves and their family. To make things sound fancy and make themselves feel wealthy and lucky, they choose to pronounce the store as, "Va-Loo-Vee-Lage".

"Look at this beautiful sweater I got at "Valoo Vi-Lage" Barbara"
"Oh...uh, yes. Valoo-Vi-Lage? Ohh you mean Value Village, silly woman. Awww, don't give me that frown.."

Value Village by Blastigle August 27, 2004

BK Value Meal 

A person who is so incredibly bad at something that they get an extra noun at the end of the abbreviation "bk", which stands for bad kid.

Those two-piecers are all a bunch of bk value meals

Willie is the biggest bk value meal out of all the gingers in the world.

BK Value Meal by BK Hunter January 24, 2009

face value 

The value someting gains by being put up on or displayed on facebook. thus making it that much more "real". This can be varified by checking facebook or by a spot of facebooking. When checking the face value of something a person cannot be said to be a facebook stalker.
Also a person who makes a comment which has no face value may be humiliated, insulted and called a total loser very publically.

person 1: 'wow so Tom just told me he and Kate are dating now!"
person 2: 'Na i just checked their facebook pages and they both listed them as single, so clearly that statement has no face value"
Person 1: 'good bit of facebooking Tom is clearly such a loser

face value by Izzy Valentino November 16, 2009

value additry 

Mental Masturbation in the work place; make work nonsense that accomplishes little but take up time. Business faggotry.

Wow, that report was total value additry!

value additry by muck October 24, 2004