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rookie mistake 

Falling in love with a girl prematurely.
"Man! Look at that idiot! He fell for that slut after one night! She totally blew him off!"

"What a fool. It must be his first time with a girl."

"True man. We've all made those rookie mistakes."
rookie mistake by captainc1992 April 7, 2008

Rookie Mistake 

The act when someone makes a mistake that is so stupid, he is considered a rookie at it. The person must be called a rookie until the event is forgotten about, which in most cases takes a long time. Sucks for the rookie.
Person 1: Whats a rookie mistake?

Person 2: Thats a rookie mistake for not knowing what a rookie mistake was!

Person 1: Ahh man!
Rookie Mistake by Im Clever February 24, 2010

Blake Mistake 

To send a text message a series of people who, unbeknownst to you, are all together at that time. This is problematic when you are trashing each of the people, or asking two friends on a date. Originating from a man named Blake
"Hey did you score a date with either of those girls from Friday night?"
"No, I made the Blake Mistake. Now neither one will talk to me."

horrible mistake 

When you mistake a raisin cookie for a chocolate chip cookie
*RUUULAHBLUGHAAROO*
"You've made a horrible mistake..."

i’m a mistake 

Person one: Dude, i’m a mistake.
Me: ఠ_ఠ

ratio + fatherless + minor spelling mistake 

Will win every agruement
person 1: bro u gay llo
person 2 ratio + fatherless + minor spelling mistake I win