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Noun.
One of the lowest forms of life. Down there with pedos, necros, zoophiles, gays and abos. Of course eaglebian ones are even worse than normal ones. They all are thieving scum. Eaglebians inhabit the suburb called Eagleby, a suburb where no one can afford a car, and the law is
"1. If it's not nailed down, it's yours now.
2. If it's nailed down, free nails."
Needless to say, it is no place to raise a family, and the education of anyone who graduated high school there does not even compete with preschoolers anywhere else. Thankfully, most inhabitants are sloths and never will get to any other area, and cannot afford a plane trip. They will pinch any penny and are all kleptomaniacs.
Don't let that Eaglebian Goodwin grab your wallet.
Eaglebian by weaselstomper August 25, 2009

Ethiopian Earlobe 

When someone's testicle is cut off and pierced onto their earlobe.
Billy was screwing around in Spanish class so Senora cut off his nuts and gave him double Ethiopian Earlobes.
Related Words

Earlashes 

The annoying little hairs that grow visibly inside men's ears beginning in their mid to late '50s.
At the barber-"Get those earlashes while you're at it."
Earlashes by Watersnake February 8, 2008

Eagleboy 

Eagleboy: The big boy of the flock. King of the birds. Has all seeing eyes. Stays high above the drama and always knows what's going on around him. Highly respected, fends for himself, known as the man among men.
Who's that big guy in the Benz on 24"s. That's that Eagleboy just rollin through on the block seeing who's where.
Eagleboy by Eagleboyrox May 1, 2009

Eagle Vulture 

Someone who has the sight of an eagle yet the personal characteristics of a vulture.
This Eagle Vulture is pickin' scraps.
Eagle Vulture by Muzzlemud November 8, 2011

Earbleed 

Jacob Sartorius' cover of "All of Me" by John Legend.
Did you listen to that earbleed on YouTube?