bagless can fucking

The selfless act of loving another person's anal sphincter, as God himself intended.

Damn I'd like to bagless can fuck a Proud Conservative today.

bagless can fucking by Cheap Labour Conservative August 25, 2003

thick like a tuna can 

Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).

I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.

thick like a tuna can by Plebescite September 3, 2003

I can't drive 55 

A song by Sammy Hagar about not being able to go 55 mph because of excessive traffic.

I'm going to listen to "I can't drive 55".

I can't drive 55 by 5'11"Racer December 20, 2006

The Can 

A small crappy town in Texas about an hour south of Dallas on I-45. Known primarily for their fruit cakes and the creation of Wolf Brand Chili. The people who live here never leave and end up living in the same trailer park as their parents. This is an extremely proverty stricken town where the people suck the life out of anyone who has money and treat them like total shit out of enormous jealousy. It is not unusual for the girls to have at least one child before they get out of high shchool. In the mid-1990's, Mildred High School outside of Corsicana had the highest pregnancy rate in the State.
The town is also mentioned in a Max Stalling song "Probably Corsicana"

I'm not going to see my Parents in The Can this weekend. I don't feel like being around a bunch of socially retarded dumbasses.

The Can by Imabitch2udealwit March 11, 2008

Tin Can Bay

A place just 30 mins from a beautiful town named Gympie. Tin Can Bay has failed to appear on the map because of it's embarrassment to the human race. Usually contains scrubbers, slags and donkey fuckers. The houses are free from white ants because they would consider themselves a disgrace if they eat stale horse shit. Expect to find to find that you keys are stolen and you have lost your baby when you go to Tin Can.

Gympie Kid: Are you from Tin Can Bay
Tin Can Kid: Do I look like a faggot to you

Gympie Kid: Yes

Tin Can Kid: Well then I'm from Tin Can then aren't I

Tin Can Bay by facebookfreakkkk June 9, 2011

you can kiss my grits 

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2

uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS

you can kiss my grits by larryyfuckingstylinsonn September 3, 2017

Yes I Can't 

The request for something, but usually ends up in a bizzare response from one's perspective.

Can I go to the mall?
Response: Yes you can't

Can you go to the party this weekend?

Response: Yes I can't

Yes I Can't by Young Shady March 15, 2009