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ravaged rectum 

A condition common among sedative obese individuals who consume large quantities of cheese and meat, leading to chronic severe constipation. Could be a precursor to rectal prolapse.
The huge man in line ahead of me at the grocery store had nothing but cheese and meats in his cart. I bet he suffers from a bad case of ravaged rectum.
ravaged rectum by assman1984 May 25, 2018
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e plurbis rectum 

When a co-worker walks over to your cubicle and lays down an auditorily obnoxious fart and then runs away.
Dude, now you gotta bow to the e plurbis rectum gods you totally stunk up my cubicle, I hope no one thought it was me.
e plurbis rectum by Soooze May 14, 2014

cranial rectum inversion 

Sticking yur head up your ass.

Ruptured rectum

a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus
His ass was disgusting, he had a ruptured rectum!
Ruptured rectum by Sam December 8, 2004

Rabbi Rectum 

A large Jewish woman who likes extreme anal sex and giving rim jobs to wind tunnel tested hairy men.
He got licked like Rabbi Rectum
Rabbi Rectum by DonkeyLicker November 15, 2006

raging rectum 

While giving anal sex hot sauce is applied to the asshole. ( hot sauce can also be poured on before the penitration)
Last night i gave that girl a raging rectum and it stung!
raging rectum by sexOmatic1142 July 20, 2009

rusty rectum 

When a jet of rusty water gets shot into your anus.
That jacuzzi just gave me rusty rectum.
rusty rectum by NastyNate1986 April 29, 2016