Alphabet Freak 

A synonym for a person who is LGBTQIAP+

I'm not going to be calling them lgbtq+ anymore.
Going to call them alphabet freaks now. Easy to say and don't have remember all of those alphabets lol.

Alphabet Freak by Reeceo August 2, 2019

Alphabet lore 

alphabet lore... you mean... MIKE SALCEDO'S ALPHABET LORE?
Wait... it's an actual Word?
Always has been.

Watch alphabet lore right now!

Alphabet lore by Peepole! December 17, 2022

Alphabet Mafia

Originally used as a term to make fun of lgbtqia+ people as the joke was that there were so many terms it seemed like the mafia with its ranks. Now the term has been coined in tiktock and now is a way to tell someone you're lgbtia+ along with different names for each identity.

Examples include general (gay), lieutenant (lesbian), brigadier (bisexual), major general (trans), etc.

Person 1: I'm part of the alphabet mafia
Person 2: that's cool I'm a brigadier what are u
Person 1: I'm a lieutenant.

Alphabet Mafia by I'm just lonely May 9, 2022

schoolboy humour alphabet 

schoolboy humour alphabet is the A - Z of lavatorial words used by schoolboys

schoolboy humour alphabet

1690: An important date in Irishhistory, the Battle of the Boyne; the best sexual position in 10
Anus: A good laugh is always had at Uranus
Arsehole: A person who talks through his backside
Bog: The toilet where you go for a crap and/or a wank
Bogs: Toilets and Utinals
Bonk: A fuck eg a good bonk - a woman worth fucking
Bum: Backside
Bumf: Toilet paper
Cavalier: A boy with an uncircumsised penis
Clit or clitty A woman's fanny
Crack: A woman's fanny
Crap: A load of shit
Cum: Spunk all over hands when you wank
Cunt: A woman's fanny
Dick: Penis
Escort Agency: Upmarket name for Prossie
Fag: A cigarette; a younger boy who runs errands for a prefect),
Fairy:
Fart: Wind blown out of your arsehole
Feck: Irish word for Fuck
Frenchies: French Letters
Frig: An alternative for Feck or Fuck
Fuck: Sexual intercourse with a woman
Geld: Castrate
Goolies: Testicles
Handjob: Having a wank
Hard on, a: A stiff dick or prick
Homo: A homosexual boy
Hump: Fuck or Bonk
Jack Off: Masturbate
Jacks: Urinals
Loo: see Bogs
Pansy: a bit of a sissy
Poof: A homosexual boy
Poofter: homosexual boy
Prick: Penis
Queer: A homosexual boy
Roundhead: A boy who is circumcised[ Shit and shite: crap dumped in the bog Six of the Best: an old expression. A good caning given by a master or prefect (Political Correctness means Corporal Punishment is no longer allowed). Skiv or Skivvie: School maids. Not bad looking women. Many of the older boys want to fuck them. Some probably do fuck them. Sissy: Spunk: The creamy white stuff all over your hands when you have a wank Tits or Titties: Breasts of a woman Toss: Masturbate Tosser: Someone indulging in wanking Tossing: Masturbating or wanking. Toss off: Masturbating or wanking. Tuck Shop: School food is OK. Many guys like buying a snack at the tuckshop. Wank: Masturbate [Wanker: Someone who masturbates
Wet Dream: You dream you are fucking a woman, get a hard on and wake up feeling
somewhat wet with spunk all over the bed. Basically it is masturbating with no hands.

schoolboy humour alphabet by Stias. January 18, 2006

Alphabet soup 

The ever increasing number of 3 letter government agencies. Used commonly by libertarians to describe the bureau of Alcohol, Tobbaco, and Fire (ATF). Other agencies that may be referred to are FBI, CIA, DHS, CDC, NSA, DEA, and many more.

“Yesterday I filled my sprinkler system with gasoline for when the alphabet soup comes knocking. Time to go storm the capitol!”

Alphabet soup by 😍😍😍😍😍 n May 1, 2021

alphabet game 

While having sex with a girl, have her say the alphabet from a to z without moaning at all. The common thing to do is to toy around with the speed and what not to make it more difficult. you can reverse roles and have the girl give you oral etc.

"Me and Jane played the alphabet game last night. she did bad which means i was good"

alphabet game by peyton hilinger March 7, 2010

hacking the alphabet

something you do when your in a uncomfortable situation.

my cousin is such a homophob, when I said Peter Petrelli was smexy he just started hacking the alphabet

hacking the alphabet by Christina Cady October 7, 2007