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talking to the canoe driver 

I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.

Talkitis 

It's a very contagious thing which causes people to talk and talk forever.
Many people in history had talkitis, like the President
Talkitis by CoolanguinDude457 February 26, 2015

talking like a tool 

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

talking out the side of ya neck

nigga you talking out the side of ya neck

Talkationship

When you and s/he are not in a relationship, but y’all are talking but dont know what to call y’all relationship you have a talkationship
Her: What do you consider our relationship?
Him: A Talkationship.
Talkationship by JxnniG June 12, 2018

talking subject 

The stupidest thing anyone could ever ask during 20 questions. Generally due to a brain tumor
“Is it a talking subject”~Makalaka Chicken