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Cut the Prozac in half 

When someone says this it means that you're wound up (too manic or not playing with a full deck) and a smaller dose is required, so you act normal & level.
Shane: Hey dude, what are you doing this weekend?
Jimmy: Yeah brother, I play to invite a lot of strippers over, bring in the alcohol by the keg, & get really stoked and have a wild party.
Shane: Damn man, maybe you need to cut the Prozac in half.
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40 Bucks and Half a Subway Sandwich

When a guy agrees to his group of friends that he’ll let an ugly girl suck his dick. After the boy gets his dick sucked, the group of friends owe him 40 bucks and half a subway sandwich of any kind.
Bro, Bobby totally just pulled a 40 bucks and half a subway sandwich! Definitly wasn’t worth it.

Two and a Half-some

Two people are having sex. The third person is having oral sex performed on himself/herself by one of the people having sex.
Guy One: Yo, I totally took those two girls back home at the same time; it was awesome.
Guy two: You had a threesome?
Guy one: Not exactly. I only boned one of the chicks and ate the other one out at the same time. It was a Two and a Half-some.
Guy two: You are a legend!
Two and a Half-some by Dobs October 21, 2007

A bitch and a half 

adjectival phrase; can be used to describe a past or future event. Adds emphasis to the pred. nom. bitch. A difficult event or action; denotes either mental, physical and/or emotional pain. Indicates an unwillingness to complete said task or revisit an action.
Man, that class was a bitch and a half!

Hauling those rocks is going to be a bitch and a half...
A bitch and a half by Erin Malkovich November 13, 2005

second half

your significant other, girlfriend, wife .became very popular term on bebo.
jessie is my second half.i love her
second half by werdanny October 25, 2007

crap and a half 

a phrase denoting (usu. mild) annoyance or displeasure (derived from crap.) pretty much on the same level as "gosh darn it" or "shoot".
"Aw, crap and a half, I left my cell phone in the car."

sketch-and-a-half

When a person, place, or thing embodies such a high level of shadiness that it cannot be contained under the label of a mere single 'sketch' but rather a 'sketch, and then some'.
"I have no idea where I'm driving to. Matt's directions are sketch-and-a-half."
sketch-and-a-half by DanerB September 25, 2005