Anti-Social Media Marketing 

Used to describe someone's social skills which are so notoriously anti that he does not need any social media tools to ruin his reputation.

Tom was at his best again at yesterday's party. His Anti-Social Media Marketing skills were at the fore when he slapped his boss's backside.

Anti-Social Media Marketing by Sandeep Sridhar February 4, 2008

Electronic Social Multitasking 

When you receive an instant message, text message, email, or wall post and reply to the sender via another electronic method.

I engaged in electronic social multitasking when George Clooney posted a question on my Facebook wall and I responded to him via instant message instead.

Electronic Social Multitasking by the macstablishment March 22, 2010

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools" 

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.

friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools" by Evoslip April 25, 2009

SW - Social Worker

A person that helps you with most any need. If you have questions or problems, the social worker will be able to help you or can refer you to the right person for help, ie, financial or housing assistance, getting help from community agencies, such as Meals on Wheels, etc.

Her SW - Social Worker is helping her to find medical assistance, and appropriate housing.

SW - Social Worker by elefunt September 28, 2010

the social player 

This is the guy who still thinks it's 1995 or whatever year he peaked in high school. This is the guy who no doubt shat his pants at some point in grammar school because he has been forever recovering; it's all about being 'cool'. This is the guy with some sort of pathetic 'please accept me my dad hated me' complex so i'm gonna fuck my way to the top of the food chain; feel important, valued,and loved.

He'll know how to drink like there's no tomorrow

(so as to kill whatever brain cells that might otherwise bring him back to earth at some point during his supposed 'manhood')

You will find this guy out and about (party harty charlie) yet his name won't be charlie, chuck maybe, but not charlie

He will be socially acceptable until the teacher of time slaps his ass a bar fly stool, where he will congregate with other bar flies; hammered and feeding off the pile of shit they call a past.

Can you believe Jerry asked me to go out during the work week to get shit faced and pick up pussy?!

Sure. He's the social player who can't play alone.

the social player by polydactylsix November 29, 2011

box social 

1. A small party (less than 20 people) that takes place when a teen has the house to herself but doesnt want too many people there. Often lasts several days.
2. A small stoner party.

"my parents are out for the weekend, im having a box social".
"sweeeet."

box social by santeria420 September 20, 2006

the epicenter of social agenda 

The raddest chick on planet earth...some believe someone this real doesn't exist...but ive seen her and she is a vision.

I went to sin city and met the epicenter of social agenda

the epicenter of social agenda by D Dollar SIGN August 22, 2009