ZX Rectum 

A condition that results in long, loud, ringing farts in such a manner that they replicates the ear-piercing loading screen sounds of a Sinclair ZX Spectrum.

"The shrill of these ZX Rectum farts is starting to make my eyes squint and my ears bleed"

ZX Rectum by Deakirino February 10, 2020

camel rectum 

the condition a female's ass is left in after intense anal sex

aladdin gave princess jasmine camel rectum after their magic carpet ride.

camel rectum by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

Deviated Rectum 

What happens to your ass after a hot, rough night of anal lovin'

gavin's 8-incher left cliff with a deviated rectum that now needs some repairin'

Deviated Rectum by catfight12 January 9, 2009

Bumpy Rectum 

A rectum that is bumpy, due to excessive lovin'

Lucas loves Megan May's bumpy rectum.

Bumpy Rectum by brinyrash1 February 13, 2009

your rectum 

A homophone for "you're welcome"

Muhammad: Hey Yomiko, could you please pass me that box of aborted fetuses?
Yomiko: Sure, no problem Muhammad!
Muhammad: Spank you!
Yomiko: Your rectum.

your rectum by XavierFox42 April 7, 2010

Speaking from your rectum 

The refined way of saying "talking out of your ass"

Father (to son): Watch the skies, boy! There's chemtrails EVERYWHERE!!
Mother (to father): Honey, you promised no more speaking from your rectum during dinner...

Speaking from your rectum by W_L January 7, 2010

Texas Rectum Ranger 

Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.

Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.

Texas Rectum Ranger by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013