The Blender 

Similar to the helicopter, The Blender is a sexual position wherein the giving party lays down with penis vertical and erect. The taker then inserts the penis in whatever oraphus they choose and spins on the dick with limbs up in the air mimicking the blades at the bottom of a conventional kitchen blender).

"Hey Travis, let's do The Blender, but this time, be sure to get your legs all the way up!"

"Well, there's nothing else to do"

The Blender by Chupalo September 2, 2005

Blendering 

The act of eating and spitting out food while having sex. Creating a blender like environment.

"OH MY GOD! Blendering was so awesome last night! I still have nachos in my hair..."
person 2: "Gross"
camera man: ;)

Blendering by TeacherBigRed!;) August 9, 2012

Blender 

A non sexual object, if someone says you have a kink for blenders they aren't being honest.

Grab the blender, you want a smoothie bro?

Blender by not not not benjamin December 28, 2021

Immersion Blender 

A Sexual Act where a male defecates into someones mouth, and then proceeds to receive oral sex from the person while they old the stool in their mouth. Effectively blending up the stool into a fine pulp.

I got stool all over my member because i did an Immersion Blender on this chick

Immersion Blender by feji August 21, 2010

African blender 

The act of putting a shot of vodka(preferably grey goose) in a mans ass. Then inserting 2 dicks into that mans poor asshole. Then you and the other dick man spin around until your dicks bleed. While your at it you might gumble into the poor asshole. Then your take your bloody chafed dicks out of that poor mans asshole. You soak up the concoction. Put it on a mixing bowl shit in it and then throw up in it.

Dude me and two other guys did an African blender it was disgustingly awesome!

African blender by Norbert Glorble February 19, 2017

Caught in the Blender 

Getting caught in the blender means you've never left your home town, and then end up sleeping with or impregnating the same girls that you and your friends have cycled through over and over again.

He frequents the bars in camo and pajama bottoms and has definitely been caught in the blender.

Caught in the Blender by Ajmontana May 28, 2019

Blender girl

A girl who curls her hair into ringlets and perfect spirals, then brushes them out, and teases her hair, so that it has the illusion of going through a blender. A blender girl is usually refereed to as a "sceney" or someone trying to be scene. They also are usually disrespectful to their peers, and equals.

Wow, that girl's hair is so messed, she must be a blender girl.

Blender girl by Jujubeemarie December 29, 2010