anal beads

Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.

Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.

anal beads by Friday13 September 6, 2010

Anal Beads

A small string of metal beads used to stick up ones ass. Used for sexual excitement. I.E. Crack heads.

I enjoyed smelling grandma's anal beads.

Anal Beads by Adrian October 15, 2003

beadle 

A term used to describe anything of diminutive size, from the shrivelled, dessicated spazz hand owned by cheeky TV personality Jeremy Beadle. The shit.

My god check out your Beadle penis!
Waaaaaaaaaa! I'm only as god made me!

beadle by john-I February 19, 2004

Beady 

A type of person that watches and interferes with the business of others (but only selectively picking on a few individuals). A common way of doing this is through jabbing; a beady spreads negativity and feelings of worthlessness through these jabs.
A beady thinks he knows it all (he especially thinks he has a special insight into the workings of those individuals he picks on), and his opinions are fixed on everything (however wrong).

"Beady said I should have snogged her, although he said I wouldn't have got anywhere anyway"

Beady by George&Tony October 16, 2006

Beadcore 

beadcore (adj.) a bold and superfluous use of beads to embellish one's outfit.

Beadcore (n.) a store in Manhattan that sells a disgusting amount of beads.

That purse looks like an abacus! Girl, it's beadcore!

Beadcore by DJK & KYJ July 6, 2010

anal beads for the toe 

anal beads for the toe

hey jamie guess what i got on amazon
what is it blake?
anal beads for the toe

anal beads for the toe by givemehead5 November 25, 2019

Rolling the Beady 

Rolling a joint. From the Beady Eyes that come from smoking a marijuana joint.

Hurry up man!

Chill, I'm "Rolling the Beady".

Where's the sack? Let's roll a beady!!!

Rolling the Beady by OsmpOsmp May 14, 2009