When a group of guys gather in the same room and and have a race to see who can masturbate the fastest. The last one to finish loses.

Similar to a circle jerk, in that a bunch of guys are gathering in the same room jerking off, but its not gay or anything because your in a circle jerking *yourself* off.

We had a submarine race the other day and Johnny had to clean up afterwards.

A submarine race isn't gay or anything like a circle jerk, its just a competition...duh.

Keep your eyes closed until you're done, fag, this is a submarine race not a circle jerk.

submarine race by S...K... November 9, 2007

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submarine

when you take a long shit but half of it goes down the pipe of the toilet so you cant really see it anymore.

"i took a shit it was a submarine though so i didnt save it."

submarine by the kid is noiceee July 1, 2007

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submarine sex

Sex of submarines

Wow they're having submarine sex

submarine sex by Submarine Sex April 3, 2019

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yellow submarine

when having relations with a female, you urinate in your partner and then proceed to throw into the ocean.

Tommy Lee so should have given Pamela Anderson a yellow submarine that video.

yellow submarine by Cody Tizzle April 13, 2006

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