Gap shite 

A word used to describe those that have the personality of george bush on crack, the charisma of a labotomized bill gates and generally are as irritating as a crab on a whore's fanny!

When your at a club and someone you barely know (often from school) and/or think is a total reject insists on hanging around with you like a stray pube cus he has no friends of his own. He/She is a prime GAP SHITE!

Gap shite by Mr. Bigglesworth February 3, 2005

Muslim Shite 

1. A Muslim Sect.
2.A way of saying "Shit" while offending muslim people, but not really swearing.

"The Muslim Shites are cool"
"Oh Muslim Shites I didn't do my homework"

Muslim Shite by AH-EL October 26, 2003

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat 

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat by Danarky May 14, 2003

crappity-shite

Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?

Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.

Saturday night TV is really crappity-shite at the moment.

crappity-shite by mackemlad1 July 18, 2016

Super Shite

something that lacks quality. Pronounced *SOOP-UR SH-IGHT*

“I don’t fuck with western movies anymore. Them movies is super shite, they are fucking lame”.

Super Shite by D-Maul September 16, 2018

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you? by HelloThisIsMeAndIamBoredasHell March 14, 2022

talking shite 

A phrase used when someone is saying something that is a lie or is exaggerated, they are then 'talking shite'.

Tom - "I think Sharon fancies me"
Harry - " Don't be talking shite, Tom"

talking shite by Lannybop May 16, 2016